WIFE: lets play a GAME
HUSBAND: what is the game?
WIFE: if i say the Name of a Colour run to the left wall, if i say the name of a Fruit run to the right wall.
HUSBAND: what do i get if i win?
Wife : who ever loses has to obey the other person for the rest of their life.
HUSBAND: okay I have to win this game!
WIFE: okay ready? Orange!
HUSBAND has been standing in the same spot for three days figuring out whether she said a colour or a fruit.