A wife tries to teach the dog to sit up. After a few fails her husband tells:
- Darling, forget it, you won't succeed...
- Don't worry - replies his wife - in the begining it was difficult with you as well.
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Wife joins English speaking class.
(After few days)
Wife: Welcome home darling.
Husband: I am so tired today.
Wife: ok darling, Rest in peace!
😂😂😂😂
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😂😂😂😂
3 friends lived in a flat on the 100th floor... One day when the lift was not working they decided to tell each other stories as they walked up the stairs. The 1st told a comic story till the 50th floor, 2nd told an action story till the 99th floor and the 3rd told a horror story in just 1 sentence -
"I forgot the flat keys in the car.😂😂😂😂😂
