Number 6 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
Number 5- Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 4- Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 3- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
Number 2 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 1 - In the 60's, people took drugs to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take antidepressants to make it normal.
...and as someone recently said to me: Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last that long.