Indian moms want their daughter to control their husband and expect their son to control their wives.
Parents want their children to stand out in a crowd but expect them to do what everybody else is doing.
Everything that is run by government looks very bad except government jobs.
National animal - endangered
National pledge - unintended
National river - polluted
A huge country of 1635 languages.....united by a foreign language.
Government talks about removing the caste system but you are required to mention your caste on every damn form you fill.
Seeing a policeman makes us nervous rather than feeling safe.
We often say "Atithi Devo Bhavah" but we do not allow visitor parking in our residential societies...
Last and good one...
We are Always in a hurry but never on time..!
