Moms usually don't care how famous you are. Some realistic mom talk:
Mona Lisa's Mother:
'After all that money your father and I spent on your braces, is that the best smile you can give us?'
Columbus's Mother:
'I don't care what you've discovered, you could still have written!'
Michelangelo's Mother:
'Can't you paint on walls like other children?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?'
Napoleon's Mother :
'All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me.'
Abraham Lincoln's Mother: 'Again with the stove pipe hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?'
Albert Einstein's Mother:
'But it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair?
Styling gel, mousse, something..?'
Thomas Edison's Mother:
'Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb.
Now turn it off and get to bed.'
