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Tuesday, March 1, 2016
Good quotes
* പെരുമാറ്റരീതികളും, മനോഭാവങ്ങളും പൂന്തോട്ടത്തേക്കാള്‍ മനോഹരമാവട്ടെ..
* സമയത്തെ ക്രമീകരിച്ചാല്‍ ചെയ്യാനുള്ളതെല്ലാം ചെയ്യാന്‍ കഴിയും.
* മഴയെക്കാള്‍ ഉപകാരിയാവുക. ചന്ദ്രനേക്കാള്‍ സൗന്ദര്യള്ളമുള്ളവരാകുക.
* നിരാശയില്‍ അകപ്പെട്ടാല്‍ ഒന്നും പഠിക്കാനോ ഒന്നിലും സന്തോഷം കണ്ടെത്താനോ കഴിയില്ല.
* കൊടുങ്കാറ്റിന്റെ നടുവിലും നല്ലതേ വരൂ എന്നു ചിന്തിക്കുക.
* ഉപദേശം കൊണ്ടും ദയയുള്ള വാക്കുകള്‍കൊണ്ടും നിങ്ങളെ സഹായിക്കാന്‍ കഴിയുന്നവരോട്‌ മാത്രം നിങ്ങളുടെ സങ്കടങ്ങള്‍ പങ്കുവെക്കുക.
* വീണു പരിക്കേറ്റ കുഞ്ഞിനെ ഓര്‍ത്ത്‌ കരഞ്ഞ്‌ സമയം കളയരുത്‌..അവന്റെ മുറിവുകള്‍ വേഗം പരിചരിക്കുക..
* ഓരോ ദിവസവും പുതിയ തുടക്കമാവുക..ചെയ്യാന്‍ കഴിയാത്ത കാര്യങ്ങളെ ഓര്‍ത്ത്‌ വിഷമിക്കരുത്‌, മെച്ചപ്പെടുത്താന്‍ കഴിയുന്ന കാര്യങ്ങള്‍ക്ക്‌ സമയം ക ണ്ടെത്തുക.
* നിങ്ങളുടേതു പോലെ എല്ലാവര്‍ക്കും പ്രശ്‌നങ്ങളുണ്ട്‌ എന്ന്‌ ഉള്‍ക്കൊള്ളുക. മനസ്സ്‌ ശാന്തമാക്കുക.
* കഴിഞ്ഞ കാലത്ത്‌ നിങ്ങള്‍ തെറ്റു ചെയ്‌തിട്ടുണ്ടെങ്കില്‍ അതില്‍നിന്ന്‌ പാഠം ഉള്‍ക്കൊള്ളുക, എന്നിട്ട്‌ അവയെ വിട്ടുകളയുക.
* ഏറ്റവും നീചമായ ശത്രുവാണ്‌ നിരാശ, അതിന്‌ മന:സ്സമാധാനം നശിപ്പിക്കാനുള്ള കരുത്തുണ്ട്‌.
* പോയ കാലത്തെ മാറ്റാന്‍ നമുക്കാകില്ല. ഇനിയുള്ള കാലത്ത്‌ എന്താണ്‌ സംഭവിക്കുക എന്നും നമുക്കറിയില്ല, പിന്നെന്തിനാണ്‌ നാം സങ്കടപ്പെടുന്നത്‌.
* ഭക്ഷണം കുറക്കുക, ശരീരത്തിന്‌ ആരോഗ്യമുണ്ടാകും.
* പാപങ്ങള്‍ കുറക്കുക, മനസ്സിന്‌ ആരോഗ്യമുണ്ടാകും.
* ദു:ഖങ്ങള്‍ കുറക്കുക, ഹൃദയത്തിന്‌ ആരോഗ്യമുണ്ടാകും.
* സംസാരം കുറക്കുക, ജീവിതത്തിന്‌ ആരോഗ്യമുണ്ടാകും.
* ജീവിതം തന്നെ കുറച്ചേയുള്ളൂ..വിഷമിച്ചും, ദുഖിച്ചും പിന്നെയും പിന്നെയും ജീവിതത്തെ ചെറുതാക്കിക്കളയരുത്‌...
* മോശമായ നാവ്‌ അതിന്റെ ഇരയെക്കാള്‍ അതിന്റെ ഉടമക്കാണ്‌ കൂടുതല്‍ പ്രയാസമുണ്ടാക്കുക.
* മനസ്‌ സുന്ദരമായാല്‍ കാണുന്നതെല്ലാം സുന്ദരമാകും.
ജീവിതത്തിൽ നിങ്ങൾ ഒരു മാറ്റം ആഗ്രഹിക്കുന്നെങ്കിൽ തീർച്ചയായും നിങ്ങൾക്കിത് ഗുണം ചെയ്യും....
* സമയത്തെ ക്രമീകരിച്ചാല്‍ ചെയ്യാനുള്ളതെല്ലാം ചെയ്യാന്‍ കഴിയും.
* മഴയെക്കാള്‍ ഉപകാരിയാവുക. ചന്ദ്രനേക്കാള്‍ സൗന്ദര്യള്ളമുള്ളവരാകുക.
* നിരാശയില്‍ അകപ്പെട്ടാല്‍ ഒന്നും പഠിക്കാനോ ഒന്നിലും സന്തോഷം കണ്ടെത്താനോ കഴിയില്ല.
* കൊടുങ്കാറ്റിന്റെ നടുവിലും നല്ലതേ വരൂ എന്നു ചിന്തിക്കുക.
* ഉപദേശം കൊണ്ടും ദയയുള്ള വാക്കുകള്‍കൊണ്ടും നിങ്ങളെ സഹായിക്കാന്‍ കഴിയുന്നവരോട്‌ മാത്രം നിങ്ങളുടെ സങ്കടങ്ങള്‍ പങ്കുവെക്കുക.
* വീണു പരിക്കേറ്റ കുഞ്ഞിനെ ഓര്‍ത്ത്‌ കരഞ്ഞ്‌ സമയം കളയരുത്‌..അവന്റെ മുറിവുകള്‍ വേഗം പരിചരിക്കുക..
* ഓരോ ദിവസവും പുതിയ തുടക്കമാവുക..ചെയ്യാന്‍ കഴിയാത്ത കാര്യങ്ങളെ ഓര്‍ത്ത്‌ വിഷമിക്കരുത്‌, മെച്ചപ്പെടുത്താന്‍ കഴിയുന്ന കാര്യങ്ങള്‍ക്ക്‌ സമയം ക ണ്ടെത്തുക.
* നിങ്ങളുടേതു പോലെ എല്ലാവര്‍ക്കും പ്രശ്‌നങ്ങളുണ്ട്‌ എന്ന്‌ ഉള്‍ക്കൊള്ളുക. മനസ്സ്‌ ശാന്തമാക്കുക.
* കഴിഞ്ഞ കാലത്ത്‌ നിങ്ങള്‍ തെറ്റു ചെയ്‌തിട്ടുണ്ടെങ്കില്‍ അതില്‍നിന്ന്‌ പാഠം ഉള്‍ക്കൊള്ളുക, എന്നിട്ട്‌ അവയെ വിട്ടുകളയുക.
* ഏറ്റവും നീചമായ ശത്രുവാണ്‌ നിരാശ, അതിന്‌ മന:സ്സമാധാനം നശിപ്പിക്കാനുള്ള കരുത്തുണ്ട്‌.
* പോയ കാലത്തെ മാറ്റാന്‍ നമുക്കാകില്ല. ഇനിയുള്ള കാലത്ത്‌ എന്താണ്‌ സംഭവിക്കുക എന്നും നമുക്കറിയില്ല, പിന്നെന്തിനാണ്‌ നാം സങ്കടപ്പെടുന്നത്‌.
* ഭക്ഷണം കുറക്കുക, ശരീരത്തിന്‌ ആരോഗ്യമുണ്ടാകും.
* പാപങ്ങള്‍ കുറക്കുക, മനസ്സിന്‌ ആരോഗ്യമുണ്ടാകും.
* ദു:ഖങ്ങള്‍ കുറക്കുക, ഹൃദയത്തിന്‌ ആരോഗ്യമുണ്ടാകും.
* സംസാരം കുറക്കുക, ജീവിതത്തിന്‌ ആരോഗ്യമുണ്ടാകും.
* ജീവിതം തന്നെ കുറച്ചേയുള്ളൂ..വിഷമിച്ചും, ദുഖിച്ചും പിന്നെയും പിന്നെയും ജീവിതത്തെ ചെറുതാക്കിക്കളയരുത്‌...
* മോശമായ നാവ്‌ അതിന്റെ ഇരയെക്കാള്‍ അതിന്റെ ഉടമക്കാണ്‌ കൂടുതല്‍ പ്രയാസമുണ്ടാക്കുക.
* മനസ്‌ സുന്ദരമായാല്‍ കാണുന്നതെല്ലാം സുന്ദരമാകും.
ജീവിതത്തിൽ നിങ്ങൾ ഒരു മാറ്റം ആഗ്രഹിക്കുന്നെങ്കിൽ തീർച്ചയായും നിങ്ങൾക്കിത് ഗുണം ചെയ്യും....
Very interesting Paradox
Many years ago, a Law teacher came across a student who was willing to learn but was unable to pay the fees. The student struck a deal saying, "I will pay your fee the day I win my first case in the court".
Teacher agreed and proceeded with the law course. When the course was finished and teacher started pestering the student to pay up the fee, the student reminded him of the deal and pushed days.
Fed up with this, the teacher decided to sue the student in the court of law and both of them decided to argue for themselves.
The teacher put forward his argument saying:
"If I win this case, as per the court of law, the student has to pay me as the case is about his non-payment of dues.
And if I lose the case, the student will still pay me because he would have won his first case...
So either way I will get the money".
Equally brilliant, the student argued back saying:
"If I win the case, as per the court of law, I don't have to pay anything to the teacher as the case is about my non-payment of dues.
And if I lose the case, I don't have to pay him because I haven't won my first case yet....
So either way, I am not going to pay the teacher anything".
This is one of the greatest paradoxes ever recorded.
Who is right and who is the winner?
This is part of ancient Greek history. The lawyer teacher was Protagoras (c.485-415 BCE) and the student was Euthalos. This is known as Protagoras's Paradox. This case was not solved. The most interesting part - this is still debated i(even today) in law schools as a logic problem!
Teacher agreed and proceeded with the law course. When the course was finished and teacher started pestering the student to pay up the fee, the student reminded him of the deal and pushed days.
Fed up with this, the teacher decided to sue the student in the court of law and both of them decided to argue for themselves.
The teacher put forward his argument saying:
"If I win this case, as per the court of law, the student has to pay me as the case is about his non-payment of dues.
And if I lose the case, the student will still pay me because he would have won his first case...
So either way I will get the money".
Equally brilliant, the student argued back saying:
"If I win the case, as per the court of law, I don't have to pay anything to the teacher as the case is about my non-payment of dues.
And if I lose the case, I don't have to pay him because I haven't won my first case yet....
So either way, I am not going to pay the teacher anything".
This is one of the greatest paradoxes ever recorded.
Who is right and who is the winner?
This is part of ancient Greek history. The lawyer teacher was Protagoras (c.485-415 BCE) and the student was Euthalos. This is known as Protagoras's Paradox. This case was not solved. The most interesting part - this is still debated i(even today) in law schools as a logic problem!
WHAT HAPPENS IN HEAVEN WHEN WE PRAY?
WHAT HAPPENS IN HEAVEN WHEN WE PRAY?
This is one of the nicest e-mails I have ever seen !!
I dreamed that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels.
My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, 'This is the Receiving Section. Here, all petitions to God said in prayer are received.
I looked around in this area, and it was terribly busy with so many angels sorting out petitions written on voluminous paper sheets and scraps from people all over the world.
Then we moved on down a long corridor until we reached the second section.
The angel then said to me, "This is the Packaging and Delivery Section. Here, the graces and blessings the people asked for are processed and delivered to the living persons who asked for them."
I noticed again how busy it was there. There were many angels working hard at that station, since so many blessings had been requested and were being packaged for delivery to Earth.
Finally at the farthest end of the long corridor we stopped at the door of a very small station.
To my great surprise, only one angel was seated there, idly doing nothing. "This is the Acknowledgment Section, my angel friend quietly admitted to me. He seemed embarrassed.
"How is it that there is no work going on here? I asked."
"So sad," the angel sighed.
"After people receive the blessings that they asked for, very few send back acknowledgments."
"How does one acknowledge God's blessings? "I asked.
"Simple," the angel answered. Just say, "Thank you, Lord."
"What blessings should they acknowledge?" I asked.
"If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep you are richer than 75% of this world.If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish, you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy, and if you get this on your own computer, you are part of the 1% in the world who has that opportunity."
"If you woke up this morning with more health than illness.. You are more blessed than the many who will not even survive this day."
"If you have never experienced the fear in battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation... Youare ahead of 700 million people in the world."
"If you can attend a place of worship without the fear of harassment, arrest, torture or death you are envied by, and more blessed than, three billion people in the world."
"If your parents are still alive and still married.... you are very rare."
"If you can hold your head up and smile, you are not the norm, you'reunique to all those in doubt and despair......."
"Ok," I said. "What now? How can I start?"
The Angel said, "If you can read this message, you just received a double blessing in that someone was thinking of you as very special and you are more blessed than over two billion people in the world who cannot read at all."
Have a good day,count your blessings, and if you care to, pass this along to remind everyone else how blessed we all are..........
ATTN:
Acknowledge Dept.
"Thank you Lord, for giving me the ability to share this message andfor giving me so many wonderful people with whom to share it." 😊🙏😊
This is one of the nicest e-mails I have ever seen !!
I dreamed that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels.
My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, 'This is the Receiving Section. Here, all petitions to God said in prayer are received.
I looked around in this area, and it was terribly busy with so many angels sorting out petitions written on voluminous paper sheets and scraps from people all over the world.
Then we moved on down a long corridor until we reached the second section.
The angel then said to me, "This is the Packaging and Delivery Section. Here, the graces and blessings the people asked for are processed and delivered to the living persons who asked for them."
I noticed again how busy it was there. There were many angels working hard at that station, since so many blessings had been requested and were being packaged for delivery to Earth.
Finally at the farthest end of the long corridor we stopped at the door of a very small station.
To my great surprise, only one angel was seated there, idly doing nothing. "This is the Acknowledgment Section, my angel friend quietly admitted to me. He seemed embarrassed.
"How is it that there is no work going on here? I asked."
"So sad," the angel sighed.
"After people receive the blessings that they asked for, very few send back acknowledgments."
"How does one acknowledge God's blessings? "I asked.
"Simple," the angel answered. Just say, "Thank you, Lord."
"What blessings should they acknowledge?" I asked.
"If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep you are richer than 75% of this world.If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish, you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy, and if you get this on your own computer, you are part of the 1% in the world who has that opportunity."
"If you woke up this morning with more health than illness.. You are more blessed than the many who will not even survive this day."
"If you have never experienced the fear in battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation... Youare ahead of 700 million people in the world."
"If you can attend a place of worship without the fear of harassment, arrest, torture or death you are envied by, and more blessed than, three billion people in the world."
"If your parents are still alive and still married.... you are very rare."
"If you can hold your head up and smile, you are not the norm, you'reunique to all those in doubt and despair......."
"Ok," I said. "What now? How can I start?"
The Angel said, "If you can read this message, you just received a double blessing in that someone was thinking of you as very special and you are more blessed than over two billion people in the world who cannot read at all."
Have a good day,count your blessings, and if you care to, pass this along to remind everyone else how blessed we all are..........
ATTN:
Acknowledge Dept.
"Thank you Lord, for giving me the ability to share this message andfor giving me so many wonderful people with whom to share it." 😊🙏😊
Abbreviations
1.) GOOGLE : Global Organization Of Oriented Group Language Of Earth.
2.) YAHOO : Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle .
3.) WINDOW : Wide Interactive Network Development for Office work Solution
4.) COMPUTER : Common Oriented Machine Particularly United and used under Technical and Educational Research.
5.) VIRUS : Vital Information Resources Under Siege .
6.) UMTS : Universal Mobile Telecommunications System .
7.) AMOLED : Active-matrix organic light-emitting diode
8.) OLED : Organic light-emitting diode
9.) IMEI: International Mobile Equipment Identity .
10.) ESN: Electronic Serial Number .
11.) UPS: uninterruptiblepower supply .
12. HDMI: High-DefinitionMultimedia Interface
13.) VPN: virtual private network
14.)APN: Access Point Name
15.) SIM: Subscriber Identity Module
16.) LED: Light emitting diode.
17.) DLNA: Digital Living Network Alliance
18.) RAM: Random access memory.
19.) ROM: Read only memory.
20.) VGA: Video Graphics Array
21.) QVGA: Quarter Video Graphics Array
22.) WVGA: Wide video graphics array.
23.) WXGA: Widescreen Extended Graphics Array
24.)USB: Universal serial Bus
25.) WLAN: Wireless Local Area Network
26.) PPI: Pixels Per Inch
27.) LCD: Liquid Crystal Display.
28.) HSDPA: High speed down-link packet access.
29.) HSUPA: High-Speed Uplink Packet Access
30.) HSPA: High Speed Packet Access
31.) GPRS: General Packet Radio Service
32.) EDGE: Enhanced Data Rates for Global Evolution
33.)NFC: Near field communication
34.) OTG: on-the-go
35.) S-LCD: Super Liquid Crystal Display
36.) O.S: Operating system.
37.) SNS: Social network service
38.) H.S: HOTSPOT
39.) P.O.I: point of interest
40.)GPS: Global Positioning System
41.)DVD: Digital Video Disk
42.)DTP: Desk top publishing.
43.) DNSE: Digital natural sound engine .
44.) OVI: Ohio Video Intranet
45.)CDMA: Code Division Multiple Access
46.) WCDMA: Wide-band Code Division Multiple Access
47.)GSM: Global System for Mobile Communications
48.)WI-FI: Wireless Fidelity
49.) DIVX: Digital internet video access.
50.) .APK: authenticated public key.
51.) J2ME: java 2 micro edition
52.) SIS: installation source.
53.) DELL: Digital electronic link library.
54.)ACER: Acquisition Collaboration ExperimentationReflection
55.)RSS: Really simple syndication
56.) TFT: thin film transistor
57.) AMR: Adaptive Multi-Rate
58.) MPEG: moving pictures experts group
2.) YAHOO : Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle .
3.) WINDOW : Wide Interactive Network Development for Office work Solution
4.) COMPUTER : Common Oriented Machine Particularly United and used under Technical and Educational Research.
5.) VIRUS : Vital Information Resources Under Siege .
6.) UMTS : Universal Mobile Telecommunications System .
7.) AMOLED : Active-matrix organic light-emitting diode
8.) OLED : Organic light-emitting diode
9.) IMEI: International Mobile Equipment Identity .
10.) ESN: Electronic Serial Number .
11.) UPS: uninterruptiblepower supply .
12. HDMI: High-DefinitionMultimedia Interface
13.) VPN: virtual private network
14.)APN: Access Point Name
15.) SIM: Subscriber Identity Module
16.) LED: Light emitting diode.
17.) DLNA: Digital Living Network Alliance
18.) RAM: Random access memory.
19.) ROM: Read only memory.
20.) VGA: Video Graphics Array
21.) QVGA: Quarter Video Graphics Array
22.) WVGA: Wide video graphics array.
23.) WXGA: Widescreen Extended Graphics Array
24.)USB: Universal serial Bus
25.) WLAN: Wireless Local Area Network
26.) PPI: Pixels Per Inch
27.) LCD: Liquid Crystal Display.
28.) HSDPA: High speed down-link packet access.
29.) HSUPA: High-Speed Uplink Packet Access
30.) HSPA: High Speed Packet Access
31.) GPRS: General Packet Radio Service
32.) EDGE: Enhanced Data Rates for Global Evolution
33.)NFC: Near field communication
34.) OTG: on-the-go
35.) S-LCD: Super Liquid Crystal Display
36.) O.S: Operating system.
37.) SNS: Social network service
38.) H.S: HOTSPOT
39.) P.O.I: point of interest
40.)GPS: Global Positioning System
41.)DVD: Digital Video Disk
42.)DTP: Desk top publishing.
43.) DNSE: Digital natural sound engine .
44.) OVI: Ohio Video Intranet
45.)CDMA: Code Division Multiple Access
46.) WCDMA: Wide-band Code Division Multiple Access
47.)GSM: Global System for Mobile Communications
48.)WI-FI: Wireless Fidelity
49.) DIVX: Digital internet video access.
50.) .APK: authenticated public key.
51.) J2ME: java 2 micro edition
52.) SIS: installation source.
53.) DELL: Digital electronic link library.
54.)ACER: Acquisition Collaboration ExperimentationReflection
55.)RSS: Really simple syndication
56.) TFT: thin film transistor
57.) AMR: Adaptive Multi-Rate
58.) MPEG: moving pictures experts group
Ramayana
Q: Please tell us something about Hanuman?
Sri Sri Ravi Shankar:
It is said that the Ramayana is happening in your own body.
Your soul is Rama,
your mind is Sita,
your breath or life-force is Hanuman,
your awareness is Laxmana and
your ego is Ravana.
When Sita (mind) was stolen by Ravana
(Ego)
then Rama (soul) got restless.
Now the soul (Rama) cannot reach the mind (Sita) on its own, it has to take the help of the breath (Hanuman) - the prana.
With the help of the prana ( Hanuman) the mind (Sita) got reunited with the soul ( Rama) , and the ego (Ravana) vanished.
This is the spiritual significance of the story.
Sri Sri Ravi Shankar:
It is said that the Ramayana is happening in your own body.
Your soul is Rama,
your mind is Sita,
your breath or life-force is Hanuman,
your awareness is Laxmana and
your ego is Ravana.
When Sita (mind) was stolen by Ravana
(Ego)
then Rama (soul) got restless.
Now the soul (Rama) cannot reach the mind (Sita) on its own, it has to take the help of the breath (Hanuman) - the prana.
With the help of the prana ( Hanuman) the mind (Sita) got reunited with the soul ( Rama) , and the ego (Ravana) vanished.
This is the spiritual significance of the story.
Adopt a Terrorist
"In the run up to the meting of justice to Yakub Memon, there were a lot of forward thinking & liberal minded "Intellectuals", our air-conditioned humanitarian Nationalists who raised a biiig hue and cry and signed mercy petitions. They should read this response by the Canadian Govt to their own armchair philanthropists on their concerns regarding standards of treatment of captured Terrorists.
Adopt a Terrorist..!!
The Canadians know how to handle complaints.
Here is an example.
A Canadian female liberal wrote a lot of letters to the Canadian Government , complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.
She demanded a response to her letter
She received the following reply:
From:
National Defence Headquarters.
Pearkes Bldg., 15 NT, 101 Drive, Ottawa , ON K1A 0K2
Canada.
Dear Concerned Citizen,
Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by Canadian Forces, who were subsequently transferred to the Afghanistan Government and are currently being held by Afghan officials in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.
Our Administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions were heard loud and clear here in Ottawa. You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself… we are creating a new department here at the Department of National Defence, to be called 'Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers' program, or "L.A.R.K." for short.
In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided, on a trial basis, to divert several terrorists and place them in homes of concerned and responsible citizens such as yourself… around the country, under those citizens personal care. Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in Toronto next Monday.
Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud is your detainee, and is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint. You will be pleased to know that we will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with your recommendations.
Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his 'attitudinal problem' will help him overcome those character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere 'cultural differences'. We understand that you plan to offer 'counselling and home schooling', however, we strongly recommend that you hire some assistant caretakers.
Please advise any Jewish friends, neighbours or relatives about your house guest, as he might get agitated or even violent, but we are sure you can 'reason' with him. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless in your opinion, this might 'offend him and his sensibilities'. Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills either in your home or wherever you choose to take him while 'helping him adjust to life in our country'.
Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters except sexually… since he views females as a form of property, thereby having no rights, including refusal of his sexual demands. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him.
You also should know that he has shown violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire. I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka over time. Just remember that it is all part of 'respecting his culture and religious beliefs' as described in your letter.
You take good care of Ahmed and remember that we will try to have a counsellor available to help you over any difficulties you encounter while Ahmed is adjusting to Canadian culture.
Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the "PROPER WAY TO DO OUR JOB AND CARE FOR OUR FELLOW MAN".
Good luck and God bless you and your daughters
Cordially,
Gordon O'Connor
😆
Adopt a Terrorist..!!
The Canadians know how to handle complaints.
Here is an example.
A Canadian female liberal wrote a lot of letters to the Canadian Government , complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.
She demanded a response to her letter
She received the following reply:
From:
National Defence Headquarters.
Pearkes Bldg., 15 NT, 101 Drive, Ottawa , ON K1A 0K2
Canada.
Dear Concerned Citizen,
Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by Canadian Forces, who were subsequently transferred to the Afghanistan Government and are currently being held by Afghan officials in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.
Our Administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions were heard loud and clear here in Ottawa. You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself… we are creating a new department here at the Department of National Defence, to be called 'Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers' program, or "L.A.R.K." for short.
In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided, on a trial basis, to divert several terrorists and place them in homes of concerned and responsible citizens such as yourself… around the country, under those citizens personal care. Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in Toronto next Monday.
Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud is your detainee, and is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint. You will be pleased to know that we will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with your recommendations.
Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his 'attitudinal problem' will help him overcome those character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere 'cultural differences'. We understand that you plan to offer 'counselling and home schooling', however, we strongly recommend that you hire some assistant caretakers.
Please advise any Jewish friends, neighbours or relatives about your house guest, as he might get agitated or even violent, but we are sure you can 'reason' with him. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless in your opinion, this might 'offend him and his sensibilities'. Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills either in your home or wherever you choose to take him while 'helping him adjust to life in our country'.
Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters except sexually… since he views females as a form of property, thereby having no rights, including refusal of his sexual demands. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him.
You also should know that he has shown violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire. I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka over time. Just remember that it is all part of 'respecting his culture and religious beliefs' as described in your letter.
You take good care of Ahmed and remember that we will try to have a counsellor available to help you over any difficulties you encounter while Ahmed is adjusting to Canadian culture.
Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the "PROPER WAY TO DO OUR JOB AND CARE FOR OUR FELLOW MAN".
Good luck and God bless you and your daughters
Cordially,
Gordon O'Connor
😆
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